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When the spark of youth someday surrenders, I will have your hand to see me through. The years may come and go but there's one thing I know, love is all there is when I'm with you.

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So there's this story of a guy who finds a girl, or did she find him? They get to talking and they find they like each other...a LOT. They think about each other, and one day meet. The guy steals glances at her when she's not looking. She makes sure he sees her assets. Next thing you know, they brush up against each other. Sparks begin to fly, they hold each other during live music sets, and they find they like each other.......time goes by and the two make arrangements to see each other again. They count the days, and eventually it comes time for him to again see her. He gets himself ready and makes the journey to visit her. When they last met and spent some time together he felt something special with her. Something that kept drawing him to her...Now he was on his way to see her. To at long last hold her close, kiss her, and make her feel special. Because to him, she is....

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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Mad Skillz

I got some skillz yo.
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This Random Thought brought to You by Amy on 9:46 AM

Monday, January 30, 2006

Wha-What's Going on Over Here?

This past weekend was pretty cool. Saturday night we got to see Bill Burr at the Stress Factory. He rocked. First time to see him live, can't wait to see him again. We had these chatty women at the table in front of us and Bill yelled at them, go Bill! I didn't get to get a picture with him though. :(

I had a great day with Tony, we got a lot of quality time together. Our weekends always seem to go so quickly. On Sunday I got my bike thanks to Tony, he is the best of the best best best. Unfortunately I will not be able to ride today because all week I will be going in at 12:30 all week and I ddn't want to wake up today, oops.

Yesterday we ate at this place called the Wasabi House, it's Japanese food. The food there was great, I'd like to try more of the menu. I had salmon stuffed tofu, very yum. We've been wanting to try that place out for a while so we finally got to. Horray for us.

I had a great weekend with Tony though, always hate when it ends. We got to talk more about when we move in together, I love it. We got my tax return done so I can't wait for that money to come in, it'll be handy. I can get my bills out of the way so I could start saving money. Ugh I miss Tony so much.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006


I was thinking about a few things as I was working out today.

I noticed that if I concentrate on my breathing while I am on the eliptical that the time goes faster and it's easier to get through the harder resistances. I made sure I was slowing my breathing and made sure I was breathing in through my nose and out through my mouth. I learned in Kung-Fu that breathing is important, so many people hold their breathe or breathe quickly and it's so much easier to get through my excersizes when I am breathing properly.

I was also thinking about how I am going to go about portion control. I almost have it down to some sort of dumbed down science. I don't have to eat all of my Lean Cuisine, I can eat half and substitue the other half with fruit or veggies so I am still getting that full meal without eating the full amount of calories and I'll be satuisfied for the rest of the night. I haven't put this into play yet but it's a smart way of thinking about portion control. It's one of the hardest things of eating right.

The Lean Cusine I had last night was like 280 calories so I say to myself, "that's not too bad considering what I've already eaten today." (I usually am under 1,000 calories per day) so I eat the whole thing with no problem, BUT if I eat half of it and have some spinach or an orange or whatever instead thats a lot of calories cut. GENIUS!!!

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006


I'm still 177 pounds, I am not too suprised since I havnen't been working out as much as I should so this week and next and so on I will put all my focus back on getting healthier and skinnier. It's getting frustrating...VERY frustrating. I didn't work out today because I need to relax after this past weekend. I don't feel like I should go into it though.

Back to work today after a horrible 4 days off, not looking forward to it.

This Random Thought brought to You by Amy on 11:11 AM

Thursday, December 22, 2005


For many years now I have not been in any kind of holiday spirit. I dont look forward to Christmas. I don't enjoy the day at all. The songs annoy me. People being so fucking happy for no reason bugs me. I actually enjoy buying gifts for people, makes me feel good, but I hate hate hate asking people for things. I'd rather it be me getting people stuff and them just not getting me anything at all. I don't think I'll ever enjoy the holidays again until I have kids and they get old enough to leave cookies out for Santa. I wish I could be in the holiday spirit but I don't know where it went and I sure as hell don't know how to get it back.

Ba Humbug.

This Random Thought brought to You by Amy on 9:24 AM

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As I was driving to see Tony there was miles of backed up traffic and it was pissing me off, I thought it was pointless New York traffic that had nothing to do with anything. When I finally reached the scene of the "crime" I saw two cars stopped in the left lane so I thought to myself "oh ok, it was an accident." Then I saw something laying in the street and at first I thought it was a small child who got hurt and I thought to myself "oh thats terrible." but as I got closer I saw that it was a dog and at first I said "awww a dog got hit" but then it dawned on me, "what the fuck was a dog doing on the belt parkway????? In the left lane no less."

I'm good at my job, I'm good at looking like I'm good at my job and sometimes I even enjoy working here but I am so so bored with my life lately. It's the same thing every single day of the week and I need some excitement. I eat the same lunch, I do the same workout, I listen to the same radio shows/songs, I go to the same places, I see the same people, I hear the same crap EVERY SINGLE DAY. For the most part I like the people I work with and I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world, but there is only so much I can take. In April I will be here 2 years...some people have been here for the hell do they stay sane? How do they not murder people by then?

This Random Thought brought to You by Amy on 9:23 AM

Friday, December 09, 2005

How Do I Turn It Off?

I am talking about my brain, it's always thinking about something. I knew I was coming in early last night so I wanted to go to sleep early last night so I could wake up early enough to still get a workout in....3am I finally fell asleep. My mind just races and thinks about everything it could possibly think of and I can't stop it. No matter how much I just try to relax nothing seems to help. If that happens again tonight I am taking my sleepy pill because I'm coming in early again tomorrow. I need the money.

I added some new pics on here and on my New Pics Page on my pic site, I am too lazy to get the link to post it here.

Right now I am at work slacking off because Carla left and its quiet at the moment. I love when I get to slack off. I am so damn tired though. Tomorrow I have to make sure I get to work out especially because of the 2 week break I had. I should have gotten coffee on the way in today.

I should just sit here all day and type all the random shit that comes through my mind just to show you how much it changes from one thing to the next.

One thing I keep thinking about is this idea for a Scrubs eppisode I want to be in...yes I am on crack. I can't help that my imagination runs wild, it's always been that way since I can remember.

I used to tell people at summer camp that Billy Joel was my uncle and they believed me. I was such a lil so-n-so (what ever that is).

I am glad the week is almost over, one more week of Lauren being out. This week went pretty quickly so that's good. I find that when I work out, life seems to move a lot quicker. I likey.

I have so many ideas for Christmas gifts for Ben and I can't choose just one. I wish I could buy all of them for him but they're kinda expensive and I am pretty broke this year.

I am alone in the AD room supposed to be working on the undeliverables buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I don't feel like it right now. I know, I am horrible, you'd do the same thing so I don't wanna hear it! They've probably forgotten I am in here anyway.

I wish I would have packed a clemintine with my lunch today, I only packed a sammich because I was too lazy to go down to my room to get my lunch bag. Pretty sad, huh?

Damn the phone is actually ringing now....

This Random Thought brought to You by Amy on 8:52 AM

Monday, December 05, 2005

It's Cold Out

Hmm where do I start? There is snow on the ground. Yup!

I haven't posted about my weight yet because I haven't worked out in 2 weeks, I suck. I started back up again today so I feel a whole lot better. Hopefully I'll lose it all back quickly. I'm not worrying about it too much since I knew this was going to happen.

This past weekend went way too quickly. I had a great time with Tony though. I can't wait til we get our own place, we won't have to worry about it anymore. I am sorta almost caught up with my bills so I could go back to saving up.

This week and next week Lauren is going to be out so work is going to be pretty lonely and is going to suck ass. I am not looking forward to it at all. I may hae to stay late to finish up my work so that's good since I need the overtime. Hopefully the time will pass quickly.

Life is pretty boring.

This Random Thought brought to You by Amy on 12:00 PM